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10 Social Media Pick-up Lines that Fail

I am in the rambunctious mood this morning. I got up at my usual start time to work, which is roughly 8:30 a.m. I have a specific routine I follow. And, of course I got to the social media posting, which I do daily to promote business, and what do I almost always have in my in-box? A pick-up line from some wayward fool who thinks that Facebook is the 21st century equivalent to Looking for Mr. Goodbar . What I thought would be entertaining for you, my dear readers, would be to share some of these scintillating pick-up lines. So, here we go: "10 Social Media Pick-Up Lines that Fail" (P.S., I am not dating anyway but rather on a self-imposed break from it ... so don't get any ideas here LOL). I'm going to start with the most "primitive" to the hilarious. "Hi."  "Hi ya." "Hi Michelle" "U R pretty" "U R beautiful" "You're so pretty" "Hi, I want to marry you. You are my one. You'r...