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My shitty little kitty, Bill LOL! I start to tune-out on Fridays. It's the end of the week. I've worked hard. Time to slowly unplug my busy mind and ramble about useless stuff to you on the blog. Today's useless information involves my crazy cat Bill who has taken to pouncing from under the bed at my feet. Do you know how hard it is to try and make the bed when your kitten in scratching your feet? Little shit! He also pounces on me when I get up in the morning and tries to nose his way in my face. What's up with that? Well, of course the pouncing and rolling on the floor in a plastic bag is super cute. He has the run of the house. In fact, I'M renting from him not the other way around. If I leave my office door open and go somewhere, he gets mad and pees on my bedspread! "Here Mom! Take that!" My daughter says he is Biezel from Movie 43 . I agree. I should rename him "Bill-zel" LOL. Crazy cat!

I haven't done a movie review in a while, but I went to see Movie 43 yesterday, and I was inspired to write one. I am not kidding. I laughed so hard during this movie that twice my stomach hurt from the pain. This absolutely bawdy, profane and hilarious film offers a series of absolutely side-splitting vignettes that will just leave you cracking up. I will cover my absolutely favorites. The first has the incredibly funny request from girlfriend (Anna Faris) who asks her shell-shocked boyfriend if he will do the most unspeakable act on her. "Will you poo on me?" Mind you ... not shit, but 'poo' on her. Of course, the minute our beleaguered boyfriend says the phrase "shit on," well, that sends Faris' character off running. Follow this little sideshow with the iBabe that ultimately comes up with the tagline: Don't fuck it . And finally, we have the cartoon kitty Beizil who is a male kitty with a penchant for his male owner (a GAY male kitty) who ...