Thursday, December 1, 2011

Some of My Favorite One Liners

It's a great treat when you get with a clever or dead-on one-liner. Here are some of my favorites:

"I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her stupid name!" ~ Pam, True Blood

"You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless." ~ Eric, True Blood

"I'm Bozo the bush!" ~ Samantha, Sex in the City

“You've got funky-tasting spunk." ~ Samantha, Sex in the City 

"Turn and we're money." ~ Sergeant Brad Colbert, Generation Kill

Gentlemen, from now on, we're gonna have to earn our stories.” ~ Sergeant Brad Colbert, Generation Kill

"This ain't no bath mat, man. It's micro fibers." ~ Bo, Beauty School

"Any girl who says size doesn't matter has a small boyfriend." ~ Brea, California Girl Chronicles

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