Johnny: “You’re hot and nice. I like you. And I like that you have real body parts.”
Brea: “Do you consider yourself a womanizer?”
Ryan: “No, I just love women.”
Ryan: “You know, Americans are the only ones who get all excited and say they love shit. We’re like the most enthusiastic nation! Other people say, ‘Hey, I like it,’ but not us, man. We love everything!”
Denise: “Why did you screw the friend?”
Brea: “I was drunk,” I replied.
Denise: “Oh, got it.”
Brea: “Are you going to trash this script?”
Kale: “No, we had you do that."
Ryan: “Nope, I do what I want – and that doesn’t bother either of them.”
Brea: “Are you sure about that? Freeloader.”
Ryan: “Freeloader never! It takes hard work to be me.”