So, here we go: "10 Social Media Pick-Up Lines that Fail" (P.S., I am not dating anyway but rather on a self-imposed break from it ... so don't get any ideas here LOL). I'm going to start with the most "primitive" to the hilarious.
- "Hi ya."
- "Hi Michelle"
- "U R pretty"
- "U R beautiful"
- "You're so pretty"
- "Hi, I want to marry you. You are my one. You're beautiful. Please respond to me or I will just have to kill myself."
- "You're so beautiful. I want to marry you and make love to you six times a day every day." (This guy is in the military and lives overseas ... so I might question his long-distance ability to make love to me six times a day every day LOL).
- You're so beautiful. I look at your pictures and want you. I want you to marry me. If you don't respond to me, I will miss you every day for the rest of my life."
- Hi beutiful, u r gorgus I wan met ya than havve sum of the sexx, too
There you go! Did I make you laugh? It makes me laugh! P.S. while telling a woman she is beautiful is a really nice thing to say, it is neither a conversation starter or a lure to talk back. What would you have me say to that? "Yes, I am. Thank you!" LOL